It is a truth universally acknowledged that a policeman taking a holiday will barely ave had time to open his suitcase before he finds his first corpse.
Commander Sam Vines of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch is on a holiday in the pleasant and innocent countryside. But not for him a mere body in the wardrobe. Rather, many, many bodies – and an ancient crime more terrible than murder.
He is out of his jurisdiction, out of his depth, out of bacon sandwiches, occasionally snookered and out of his mind. But never of guile. Where there is a crime there must be a finding, there must be a case, and there must be a punishment.
They say that in the end all sins are forgiven.
But not quite all…..